15 May, 2011

During a zombie apocalypse...

What would you actually do?
Tell me how you'd plan to get out of the picture during a zombie apocalypse. I would love to hear it, or read it, rather.

8 comments:

  1. I'd elope
    with my friends
    away from the problem.

    We'd hit
    up any place
    with
    food and gas
    and
    water and clothes.

    Any place with
    guns and bats.

    Then we'd
    just
    go, lmfao.

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  2. Or I'd
    just
    do it
    all by
    myself.

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  3. All by yourself sounds rather lonely, haha. I'd rather go do it with friends myself.

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  4. I told you. Get either a huge bus or a giant RV and put tons of armor on it. Cut a hole in the top and mount a giant gun. Put a bull dozer thing on the front and sharpen it so its like a giant blade.

    Put cages over the windows, on both sides (the cages always get ripped off, they never use two.) If possible, put bullet proof glass for windows.

    When putting the armor on, make sure it is very smooth with very little places that someone could grab onto.

    On the top of the vehicle, put an additional 2-3 feet of electric barbed wire fence so you can fight on top with worrying about them climbing on.

    Then, pull a covered trailer with similar armor/smoothness that contains a 4 wheel drive truck with the same stuff.

    The RV / bus would be equipped with the best radio systems, night vision and heat sensors (bought on ebay.)

    Then id just use it to drive around and save people.

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  5. I don't think
    my friends would
    be
    there to leave
    with me.

    I'd just
    be on
    the go.

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  6. Zach, explain to me how you're going to get these resources.... Because you're not.

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  7. Armor is just 1/2 or 1 inch steel. The giant gun for the turret would be the hardest thing to get.

    Good radio and night vision you can buy online, military quality almost.

    Bulldozer thingy can be from an actual bulldozer found in a rednecks yard or a junk yard.

    The actual bus or rv id just steal since its apocalypse and all.

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  8. Here's the problem.
    Where are you going to find the time to get these, and be secretive about it? You'd be found by hordes of zombies in minutes, realistically.

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